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- "Price is actually no factor in piracy..." spoken by Mike Brannigan former MSFT employee, Thread Subject: "Vista cracked 'next level' , now SPP ?" Date: 11/27/06
- "But I'm not insulting people. I'm insulting Linux Loonies..." spoken by Mike no@where.man Thread Subject: "Don't throw away that Win98 disc!" Date: 12/1/06
- "No, I'm not sure. I was just making fun of Chad's typo." spoken by Mike no@where.man, Thread Subject: "Service number" Date: 12/6/06
- "I was being rather dismissive, and condescending to Microfox. He was complaining about slow speed in Vista and I just don't see that." spoken by Richard (Dick) Urban, Microsoft MVP Windows Shell/User, Thread Subject: "Anybody Have Any XP v Vista Speed Tests?" Date: 12/13/06
- "Your statements just are so full of shi*." spoken by Richard (Dick) Urban, Microsoft MVP Windows Shell/User, Thread Subject: "I can see them coming..." Date: 12/16/06
- "You misspelled "trolls". " spoken by Mike no@where.man, Thread Subject: "Why can't I buy Vista?" Date: 12/20/06
- "Seriously, Bob... I mean this sincerely... You should probably kill yourself.. " spoken by Troy McClure, Thread Subject: "Robert Armand Hammer" Date: 12/20/06
- "If everyone used Linux, the world would go out business since there is no business software for Linux." spoken by Mike no@where.man, Thread Subject: "Worse software of 2006" Date: 1/4/07
- "where the hell is .CX anyway? do people that live here even have indoor plumbing??" spoken by Troy McClure, Thread Subject: "A detailed vista review and analysis" Date: 1/11/07
- "what an absolute no life loser you must be. i would kill to see a picture of you LOL.... just kill yourself " spoken by Troy McClure, Thread Subject: "Just say "no" to Vista" Date: 1/21/07
- "Another gay arseraping stalker." spoken by Conor, Thread Subject: "Any opinions from Linux users?" Date: 1/23/07
- "idiot... no one here reads gook, i mean chinese (oops) so please stop posting your dumb shit" spoken by Troy McClure, Thread Subject: "Another Vista activation workaround out from China !!" Date: 1/27/07
- "Thankyou for confirming China is nothing but a country of thieves and
no western company should do business with you." spoken by Conor, Thread Subject: "MSDN Vista Ultimate license key" Date: 1/27/07
- "Oh please do fuck off you sanctimonious prick. The question has been
asked and answered HUNDREDS OF TIMES IN THE PAST WEEK. There is more
than enough info about it on the internet." spoken by Conor, Thread Subject: ""tricking" Vista ultimate upgrade to install on clean HDD?" Date: 1/29/07
- "Nope. Just CLUELESS CUNTS LIKE YOU too stupid to work it out. Thank the bittorent brigade." spoken by Conor, Thread Subject: ""tricking" Vista ultimate upgrade to install on clean HDD?" Date: 1/29/07
- "Bubba made you feel "that" good?" spoken by Richard (Dick) Urban, Microsoft MVP Windows Shell/User, Thread Subject: "Whats with HP Vista driver development ?" Date: 2/4/07
- "Again, if you have even a trace of decency in you, you'll stop posting here. If you EVER had a single constructive thing to add to these discussions, you'd be welcomed, but you never do." spoken by Ron Miller, Thread Subject: "A quick movie for Vista users! So funny!" Date: 2/13/07
- "Damn skippy! And, he probably spends a lot of time spanking his monkey, too!" spoken by Sly Dog, Thread Subject: "another sign of vista stupidity.... Not !" Date: 2/13/07
- "I do know for a fact that his monkey really needs a spanking. The monkey
gets "out of hand" if you know what I mean!" spoken by Zim Babwe, Thread Subject: "another sign of vista stupidity.... Not !" Date: 2/13/07
- "You're a stupid fucking cunt who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a
PC. Microsoft Works IS NOT PART OF AN OPERATING SYSTEM you fucking retard. Call the tight arsed PC maker who you bought your pile of shit from and ask them to send you an installation CD for MS Works." spoken by Conor, Thread Subject: "vista sucks" Date: 2/19/07
- "Stupid cunt." spoken by Conor, Thread Subject: "COA Number Invalid" Date: 2/19/07
- "You can get dog shi* for free also!" spoken by Richard (Dick) Urban, Microsoft MVP Windows Shell/User, Thread Subject: "$360 for 1 Vista Ultimate and 2 Vista Home Premium" Date: 2/26/07
- *** QUOTE REMOVED *** spoken by Shane Nokes, Thread Subject: "Vista Is Bad But Linux Is Horrendous!!!!" Date: 2/26/07
- "So when I see it, I slam it! Even if it discredits myself, I have no problem with that. As long as you all go down, that's all that maters." spoken by Justin, Thread Subject: "Is Vista crippled by DRM?" Date: 3/1/07
- "poor little MADAM albright still got your knickers twisted. how are we supposed to believe you know anything about computers when you cannot even dress your self. oh and pull that skirt down." spoken by mikeyhsd, Thread Subject: "Adam Albright's Explorer replacement found" Date: 4/2/07
- "hahaha...oh, I do detect a hint of jealousy or what! Where Darrell actually helps people all you do is beg for attention. Shame on you! Go get professional psychological clinical help with your obvious problems and stop your bandwidth sucking bullshit postings in this ng. (rip, snort, belch, burp, chuckle) " spoken by Frank, Thread Subject: "Thanks! Darrell Gorter MS tech" Date: 4/12/07
- "It would be nice if there was a check to see if you were running an
activated/validated version of Windows before you were allowed to post in any
of these news groups. If you're not activated/validated your post automatically gets deleted.
That would get rid of the Linsux Luzzzzzzzzers once and for all." spoken by Mugsy Nabru, Thread Subject: "MVP's in training... a primer (revised)" Date: 4/22/07
- "Very simple Nothing I like better than insulting Linsux losers, fanboys and trolls like you." spoken by Bill MacDonald, Thread Subject: "The great ubuntu experiment..." Date: 5/13/07
- "Spoken like a true NixTurd (oops, NixTard)." spoken by Mugsy Nabru, Thread Subject: "4th Activation" Date: 5/19/07
- "They hacked the Microsoft website to make it think a linux box was a windows box. Thats called hacking. People who do hacking are called hackers." spoken by Jeff, Thread Subject: "Ubuntu Linux validates as Genuine Windows" Date: 6/20/07
- "So much for Linux (Ubuntu) being bullet proof. Ubuntu servers hijacked. Used to launch attack. http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1895,2171318,00.asp
People have been saying right along that ***ALL*** operating systems are vulnerable!" spoken by Richard Urban Microsoft MVP Windows Shell/User, Thread Subject: "Linux servers hacked - who would have thought" Date: 8/15/07
- "If Dell sells an open sores, low demand, operating system such as Linux,
then they would be required to offer customer technical support for it.
Image the huge expense of training and maintaining support personnel for
Linux, especially with the wide variety of Linux versions available and
steep customer learning curve.
Dell is in the business of trying to make a profit. If their business model
shows supporting Linux is a money loser, good business sense would
naturally dictate dropping Linux as a low-demand, unprofitable product." spoken by Carey Frisch Microsoft MVP Windows Shell/User, Thread Subject: "No Mention Of Linux In Dell Sept Catalog" Date: 9/07/07

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